Toh bata bada kaun

Ek Jat full daru laga ke tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar
pujari dikha.

Jat n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?

Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".


Jat bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"

Pujari: "Dharti badi"

Jat: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"

Pujari" "Sheshnaag bada"


Jat: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"

Pujari: "Shiv bada"



Jat: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"

Pujari: "Parbat bada"



Jat: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"

Pujari: "Hanuman bada"



Jat: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"

Pujari: "Ram bada"



Jat: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"



Pujari: "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"

Jat: "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe hai khada !!"

:)